just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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