A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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