so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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