Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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