i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
