...so i touched it.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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