I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
So many bounce houses so little time
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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