My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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