just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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