i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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