Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm going to jail i love you
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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