Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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