You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
