He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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