nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
