what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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