i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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