You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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