Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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