their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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