So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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