Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
The adults are the big ones right?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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