I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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