Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
third nipple confirmed
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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