I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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