I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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