I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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