So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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