Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
