seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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