Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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