Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Houston, we have a squirter
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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