all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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