I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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