I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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