i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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