I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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