I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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