That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
