I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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