Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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