We won't sleep together?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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