theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
