If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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