My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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