he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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