do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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