That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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