And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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