I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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