weddingsv make me drug and hornr
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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