no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Your tits are I can't wait for
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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