I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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