She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
is it fun? or sober?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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